A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a mostunusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second oneabout 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary manwalking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking insingle line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funerallike this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "
What happenedto her? "
!The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife whenthe dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the firstone asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
The man replied "Join the queue."
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funerallike this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "
What happenedto her? "
!The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife whenthe dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the firstone asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
The man replied "Join the queue."
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