Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year

Esteemed Readers,

"Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year."

Here is wishing you all and your family a very Happy and Prosperous New Year – 2010 and Good times ahead…




Have an absolutely rocking year ahead!

P.S
New Year Resolutions:
http://pittsburgh.about.com/od/holidays/tp/resolutions.htm

http://www.123newyear.com/resolutions.html


Monday, December 7, 2009

Height of innocence

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed an expensive glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
December

Confession

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him.

He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.'

His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!'