This joke is the one about an army batman.
A Major, a Colonel and a General were having a heated argument on sex. The moronic Major moaned that sex was 60% work and 40% fun. The crusty Colonel complained that it was 75% hard work and 25% fun. The geriatric General grumbled that it was 90% rugged manual labour and only 10% fun.
Thereupon, the batman of the General appeared on the scene. "Let us leave it to him," said the General. The batman listened carefully and said with absolute finality, "If you will pardon me, sirs, sex is 100% fun and no work at all."
How do you figure that?" cried the astonished officers."
It is very simple," said the batman, "If there was any work in it at all, you would have me doing it for you!"
Courtesy: The Week/Nonsense file by the Colonel
A Major, a Colonel and a General were having a heated argument on sex. The moronic Major moaned that sex was 60% work and 40% fun. The crusty Colonel complained that it was 75% hard work and 25% fun. The geriatric General grumbled that it was 90% rugged manual labour and only 10% fun.
Thereupon, the batman of the General appeared on the scene. "Let us leave it to him," said the General. The batman listened carefully and said with absolute finality, "If you will pardon me, sirs, sex is 100% fun and no work at all."
How do you figure that?" cried the astonished officers."
It is very simple," said the batman, "If there was any work in it at all, you would have me doing it for you!"
Courtesy: The Week/Nonsense file by the Colonel
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