Jobs n Jokes

• Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
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• If you can stay calm, while all around you are in chaos
...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
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• If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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• TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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• We waste time, so you don't have to.
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• Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
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• Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
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• A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
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• INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
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• Succeed in spite of management.
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• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.