A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO and talkswith an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch forillegally grown drugs.'
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field overthere.'
The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have theauthority of the Sheriffs Department with me!!!.' Reachinginto his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. Theofficer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge?This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on anyland. No questions asked or answers given. Have I mademyself clear!!!!? Do you understand!! !!?'
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees theSheriff running for his life and close behind is thefarmer's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground onthe officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs tothe fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge! Show him your badge !!"
Sent by: Mohammad Ashraful
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