Little Tony...CLASSROOM FUN...

Teacher: why did u laugh?
Boy: I saw 1 strap of ur bra.
Teacher: GET OUT of class for 1 week.
2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: why did u laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps.
Teacher: GET OUT FOR 1 MONTH.
She bent down 2 take chalk,
Little Tony started walking out.
Teacher: Tony, why r u going out?
Tony - What I just saw, I think my school days are over.

Sent by: Ajeeth

Women are evil

Women are evil if they don't get what they need....

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, Running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him, There's no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room.'

Sent by: Thangaraj

This is something KOOL for girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cheer up !!!!!!!!!

>Online chatting.......
>
>A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.
>
>(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big
>MNC's )
>
>Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
>
>Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
>
>Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
>Chat
>
>Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
>Coffee.
>
>Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his
>seat.)
>
>Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
>
>Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
>
>Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
>given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
>
>Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if
>I Give it by tomorrow evening.
>
>Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
>
>(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
>Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
>
>Female: Hey, am back
>
>Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking
>stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
>
>Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
>
>Hero: Yep, u rite!!
>
>Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
>
>Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
>
>Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number;
>given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know
>it's real Urgent for me to work this out
>
>Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.
>ok?
>
>Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
>WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
>
>

About Happiness ( Woman Vs Man)

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a physiotherapist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. One Small Smile