Men who ruled their women

One day,there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures
on Earth to die. To sort things out,everyone went to heaven.
God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines.
One line for the men who ruled their women onEarth and the other line
for the men who were ruled by theirwomen. Also, I want all the women to go
with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone
and there were two lines.

The line of men who were ruled bytheir women was 1,000 miles long, and
in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image and you wereall whipped by your mates. Look at
the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell
them, my son, how did you manage tobe the only one in this line?"



The man replied, "I don't know,my wife asked me to stand here."