INSTALLING WIFE version 1.0

CAUTION: Extremely Powerful Software. It Controls the
Whole System.

* When installing this s/w, additional s/w like
Mother-in-law 1.0 and

Father-in-law 1.0 will be automatically
installed in ur system.

* Wife 1.0 may detect s/w like Girl friends
1.0,2.0,3.0 etc as viruses and try to uninstall it.

* Do not install Wife 2.0 over Wife 1.0 for this
may corrupt the system.

* Applications like Smoking 5.2, Drinking 6.7 ,
Parties 2.0 may stop working abruptly.

* Service Packs like Jewels 1, Flower 2, Sarees
3may be added for the smooth functioning of Wife 1.0.

* Resources like Time, Money would be occupied
by Wife 1.0.

So Be Careful