Killer English!!!

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette...? "

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Class teacher once said :

“Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



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Once Hindi teacher said...."I’m going out of the world to America.."



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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK...”



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Dont...Laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered... She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



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Teacher in a furious mood...

Write down ur name and father of ur name!!



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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"





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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computers how understand??


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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class...

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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