>20 gr8 thoughts

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> > Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
> > them while driving.
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> > Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes
> > you are a referee.
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> > Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
> > always right and the other is the husband!
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> > They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I
> > tried - but they wanted cash.
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> > A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
> > you've purchased new school uniforms.
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> > Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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> > Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry
> > the one you cannot live without...
> > but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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> > You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
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> > True friends stab you in the front.
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> > Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
> > hurting me.
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> > Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
> > vote.
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> > Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
> > before you get tired
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> > My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
> > she agrees with me.
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> > Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
> > others.
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> > Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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> > It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
> > job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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> > They call our language the mother tongue because the
> > father seldom gets to speak.
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> > Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
> > have done it for you.
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> > Wise men talk because they have something to say;
> > fools talk because they have to say something
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> > Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
> > between address books