iPrayer

You know what; owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests to GOD...HE has started a new call centre...


called HEAVENLY PARADISE...more details below.



Enjoy this................................



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Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven



When you pray, you'd get this response:



"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to



Lord Ganesha - Press 1



Lord Shiva - Press 2



Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " )



For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4



For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels Press 9 .



You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following
message:



If you want to make a request - Press 5



For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works )



For thanks giving - Press 7



For any thing else - please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you



If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are
holding ! Press *



After a few minutes comes the following message: " Our records show
that you have already prayed once today .



Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency
assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive