Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.For every action there is equal
and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due
to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it
easily.
Schroedinger Method:
At any given interval of time ,the probability for
the lion is to be inside the cage.So wait for the lion.
You can catch the lion easily.
Inverse transformation Method:
First you get into the cage and let be the lion outside
the cage.Now take a inverse transform and the lion
will be inside the cage and you will be out of the cage.
Integration Method:
Integrate the whole forest with respect to the lion.
Now the lion will be some where inside the forest
and so you can easily cath the lion.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell
that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its a Lion.
Banta’s Method:
You don’t even do any tricks to catch the lion.
Just go into the forest the lion will catches you.
Now lets kill the lion...
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear itself.
Ramarajan Method :
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will
die not withstanding that heavy weight.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it,while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep
murmuring something in its ears. The lion
will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in
to the forest followed by another lion. First lion
loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the
2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now
send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't
understand right...? ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
also u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. !
Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables Continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot it!!!
Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 balls and
score 1 run.The lion will surely get tired and it will die.
Let, the lion catch you.For every action there is equal
and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due
to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it
easily.
Schroedinger Method:
At any given interval of time ,the probability for
the lion is to be inside the cage.So wait for the lion.
You can catch the lion easily.
Inverse transformation Method:
First you get into the cage and let be the lion outside
the cage.Now take a inverse transform and the lion
will be inside the cage and you will be out of the cage.
Integration Method:
Integrate the whole forest with respect to the lion.
Now the lion will be some where inside the forest
and so you can easily cath the lion.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell
that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its a Lion.
Banta’s Method:
You don’t even do any tricks to catch the lion.
Just go into the forest the lion will catches you.
Now lets kill the lion...
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear itself.
Ramarajan Method :
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will
die not withstanding that heavy weight.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it,while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep
murmuring something in its ears. The lion
will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in
to the forest followed by another lion. First lion
loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the
2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now
send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't
understand right...? ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
also u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. !
Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables Continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot it!!!
Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 balls and
score 1 run.The lion will surely get tired and it will die.
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