Friday, August 22, 2008

Applause...

On a wild night , two brunettes stumble weary and frostbitten into their Mount Everest base camp. Tearfully, one explains that their 10 climbing companions- all blondes- are dead. Fitfully, she explains how an accident occurred, whereby the dozen women had found themselves clinging to a rope hanging from a crumbling ledge.

"We knew the rope wouldn't hold for long," says the second brunette. "We agreed that, because we two were the lowest on the rope,we'd sacrifice ourselves to give them a chance."

"True heroism!" said the base camp director. "But what happened?"

"Well," she says. "Just as we were about to let go, the blondes gave us a spontaneous round of applause..."

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