Humour Ha! Ha!: Letter of complaint on corporate

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast

scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the

job. Then Ruling Party XYZ

 Said..

- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

 
 So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person

to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then

Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

  - "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

 So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One

to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ

Said.. ,

  - "How are these people going to get paid?"

  So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll

officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

  - "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

  So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an

Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal

Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are

$18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they lay off the night watchman.

 Theme of the story: "Current Situation In IT industries"

Sent by: Dhivya

Humour Ha! Ha!