Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Last Evacuation Drill...

In a XYZ Office -

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 10,000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.

10 mins passed..................................

5 more mins passed .

Security Officer - Announcement started,

"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee.

While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow.

We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".

Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck !!!! .

Sent by: Thiru

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