Some One Liners

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!

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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.


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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

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True friends stab you in the front.

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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Ladies first; Pretty ladies sooner.


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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.